THOUSANDS OF PRIZE WINNERS ! FREE ! FREE ! FREE !
We've worked with hundreds of airlines around the world to bring you our biggest and most exciting contest EVER !
Designed to look just like the real thing, the OFFICIAL AIRPLANE LIFE VEST will be a keepsake you'll pass down for generations.
And it couldn't be easier to play !
Simply look under your seat when you board your flight. If you find an OFFICIAL AIRPLANE LIFE VEST, you're a WINNER ! And every WINNER get's a FREE BEER !
That's right, FREE BEER !
If you find that you are a winner, just put on your vest and inflate it !
Flight attendants worldwide will be tallying the results. Ring your call button and tell the flight attendant, "I won this vest in the big contest! Get me a beer so I can get my picture taken with the Captain."
THAT'S RIGHT ! You get your picture taken with the Captain !
SO START FLYING AND GET READY TO WIN WIN WIN !!!!
OFFICIAL RULES :
Offer void where prohibited by law.
Game starts at Midnight EST on February 29 until Midnight EST on February 31.
Game is valid only on regular scheduled flights originating in the following countries :
Matakapota
North Korea
Eastern Czkelecxkxnia (except flights to/from Glazzakna)
Iran
Kobotubu
Shoot, I was just in Matakapota about a week ago.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think the Captain lets you get your picture taken with a State Policeman :-)
ReplyDeleteDamn. I was really good at doing the life vest recitation when I was on board between the paying passengers leaving and getting on. Dad wasn't too thrilled, but after a couple of Scotches he didn't care. To this day I can do the entire landing monolog TWA used coming into an airport. Some things you never forget. I sort of think they ought to do it now for those kettles that only fly every 5 years and don't know what the noises are. Ach ja, such is life.
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